Hope

When polarjelly [of course] first introduced to www.blogger.com, I was fascinated by it, and posted some articles. But because of History Day [hint: don't EVER choose perfomance... so much work!!!] and we chose the category performance...we had to practice performing a lot and so forth. So I had very little time to post on this blog.

Polarjelly kept on reminding me that I don't post on my blog anymore... truthfully, I do want to post, but somehow my schedule kept on interfering with my blogging time. lol. probably because I procrastinated so much on my homework. [specifically language arts projects (one of them is author's project, go to www.landofelyon.blogspot.com to see my project)] And in the summer, I spent most of my time in CHINA (where there's a lot of pollution)(I'll eventually have an article about that)! But unfortunately, I don't have access to computer there and even if I do have access to computer in China, the Internet is extremely slow (probably even slower than dial-up)
[I'm basically just giving excuses...]

But now, I'll start posting again because I actually have time!

Polarjelly probably doubted I would ever post again. But I did!!! AHAHAHAHA!

And I seriously don't know why I named this post "Hope", it has no relation to what I just typed.
Oh well, I'll just put another picture to make this post seem longer.

Polka Dots

POLKA DOTS ARE AWESOME!!! CUZ THEY ARE DOTS!!!
dots ..........................................................


Ten awesome things about polka dots:
1. They are dots
2. They are colored dots
3. They are arranged in a certain pattern
4. They are placed RaNdOmLy
5. It's used in AIM "..." (dot, dot, dot)
6. It's very pretty
7. It's the background of "Make Some Happy Fruit" (blog created by polarjelly)
8. If you stare at it too much, you might get dizzy.
9. I'm almost there!
10. I made it to ten!
one, three, seven, two, six, ten, eight, five, nine, four, six
I can count!!! :)

"Never Give Up"

I think you often hear people telling you to never give up on your dreams, especially in those stupid presentations that the school shows you. [they think you actually watch it and follow what it tells you to do] Well, most of the time, your parents or teachers or whatever - it could be a dog [I like Golden Retrievers] or a cat for all i care - tells you those kind of lame stuff... hopefully, none of your friends says that... I'm getting very off topic... But I'm going to give up anyways - on trying to keep the one sentence pie essay on the top of my blog... [the dates are getting me very CoNfUzEd]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The Pie Essay

PIES ARE AWESOME because they are like... so much cooler than you, but of course, I am cooler than you or pie, every pie except Banana Cream pie, but all pies are way more awesome than anyone but cheese cake because they are the best... cause it sorta is a pie but it's not really a pie so it would be half pie, half not pie, and it's totally humiliating when you smash it in the face of your little brother or sister but not as embarrasing when you "accidentally" go to the cliff of the highest mountain and fall off into an ocean filled with pies - yum... who wouldn't enjoy that?- that have chocolate filling all the way until the end of the deep, vast ocean full of sugar with a clown jumping up and down on you, but it is over as soon as the clown drowns, oh wait, you will too because we all know that NO human can breathe or live in the ocean except for ME, and that is because I have super-duper powers... Ha in your face (*points at your face) because another clown will eventually fall into the ocean and throw a new baked banana cream pie with more chocolate filling in it at your face, and I will get all the pies in the world, and you won't because you are lactose intolerant and you can't eat pies anyways, so nobody would bother to waste a pie on you, and you'll live a boring life without delicious pies because you're so pathetic you would rather read about pies and look at pies which is the reason you are even on this site, rather than to just EAT a pie yourself because you are not to deserve any pies even though you pay someone $100,000 for just one pie because everyone knows that you can't eat pies, and they don't want to give pies away to someone as useless as you since you are too desperate for pies and it's really fun to see you getting angry and mad at everyone when someone "pretend" to offer you pies, so soon the whole entire universe starts to offer you pies such as banana cream pies, pumpkin pies, blueberry pies, raspberry pies, apple pies, peach pies, mango pies, strawberry pies, chocolate pies, cheese pies(cakes), cream pies, cranberry pies, pineapple pies, cherry pies, huckleberry pies, blackberry pies, almond pies, vanilla pies, pecan pies, walnut pies, white chocolate pies, lemon menrigue pies, straberry vanilla pies, mincemeat pies, organic banana cream pies, organic pumpkin pies, organic blueberry pies, organic raspberry pies, organic apple pies, organic peach pies, organic mango pies, organic strawberry pies, organic chocolate pies, organic cheese pies(cakes), organic cream pies, organic cranberry pies, organic pineapple pies, organic cherry pies, organic huckleberry pies, organic blackberry pies, organic almond pies, organic vanilla pies, organic pecan pies, organic walnut pies, organic white chocolate pies, organic lemon menrigue pies, organic straberry vanilla pies, organic mincemeat pies, etc. and you got very upset because everyone else can have lots and lots of pies except you and that is your destiny since you don't believe fully in pies, and so the pies just absolutely loathe you, especially banana cream pie which you shouldn't even look at because it's just so Awesome that the pie will jump up and slam you in the face, then everyone will point and laugh at you since you are a nerd that spends your whole entire life playing world of war craft instead of eating pies, so everyone think you are a big LOSER because you are one; but in reality, everyone was just testing your abilities to handle peer pressure, which you could never handle because you finally got so angry and furious that you built a weird-looking rocket and launched yourself all the way to Pluto, where there are lots of mathane gas and you couldn't breath, but you didn't have to breath anyways because the second you got off your rocket, you froze into a giant ice cube, and your rocket became ice too, and you can't stop regretting making the decision to go all the way to Pluto; but back at Earth, when everyone is eating pies, they are all very happy that you are gone because you are the only person that doesn't like pies, and they think you should be at somewhere else that's far, far away instead of here, but the only bad news is that your 54,321 cousins(wow, so many cousins...!) - who used to like pies now hates pies because you flew away - are still on Earth, and they all don't like pies, so they started World War III...

This AWESOME essay about PIES will be CONTINUED...


My friends and I were writing this just for fun, and it turned out to be a pretty good essay. Some help me list names of pies, and the AWESOME Kathleen wrote in a major part of the AWESOME essay - the part about you being a loser!!!Of course, please don't take it too personally, it's all just a joke, except for the pie parts. Anyways, don't you think that this essay deserve to get an A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++???

Is Cheese Cake a Cake or a Pie?

Ummm... This seems to be a very interesting question...yet especially difficult to answer. Well, in my opinion, it's kind of both, but I can't really be sure, and you can't be sure of it unless I am sure of what I am saying.

It somehow started in Social Studies, when a PERSON started to ask the people around that PERSON if cheese cakes are cakes or pies. Since everyone just totally adore pies, so everyone answered pies. "No! It's not a pie, it's a cake." the PERSON reasoned, obvisouly anguished by the silly answers that simply just does not agree with that PERSON's nature, "Why would it be a pie if people call it cheese CAKES?" To me, it seemed to be a very good reason or you can say in the scientific way: that PERSON observed carefully and made a reasonable inference. But sadly, no one, yes, NO ONE, listened, because of the simple reason: CHEESECAKE IS A PIE, NOT A CAKE.

Somehow, I got very interested in this strange, bizzare, weird, freaky topic, so I did some research on "cheese cakes". Of course, Google is always the first place to go!! =D *waiting for the page to show up. I typed in the words: "is cheesecake a pie or cake?" And this is what I got from one of the websites:

"Cheesecake is cheesecake but it is in the pie family- something with a crust and then filled. Pies and tarts are in that category. Cake doesnt' have a crust unless it's a wrapping done after it is baked or formed. "

In another website, it mentioned something about in Spanish, it's called "pay de queso" which means Cheese pie.

All this talking about pies are making me hungry, but I've come to one conclusion: Cheese cakes are cakes, but only a little percentage of it. They are considered in the category of pies. Also, they are close relatives of custards such as buttermilk pie, creme brulee, etc.

*drum roll* (>.<;) So CHEESE CAKES = PIES
And that PERSON who think cheese cakes should be cakes is WRONG. HAHA!!! "LOSER" XD

The Pie Religion — Hugnism

***If you believe a lot in any religion, and if you get insulted easily. Then I suggest you not to read this, there might be some parts that you might not like. Of course, this is just all for fun, and of coursely it's not 100% real, but part of it is ture. Please enjoy, if you can...***


Okay. So I am just going to tell you this right now, no matter how many gazillion questions you'll have:


My fellow friends believe in the Pie Religion: Hugnism.

And you should too...starting NOW!!!

"...Hmm...pie religion...I might consider it..." you might say. Well don't consider, join now, and after you join, we'll tell you the juicy and cool stuff. There's even more!

And you thought it wasn't awesome.

.......

BUT IT IS!!! IT'S THE MOST AWESOME THING IN THE WORLD!!!
AND IT GETS EVEN MORE AWESOME AS TIME GOES ON!!!

But only, only if you join first.


God (real one) starts everything in the world, and God of course starts the pie religion. But the Pie religion God is a girl that must be highly worshipped because she is the God of Hugnism. It was God who decided that the holy foods shouldn't be bread and wine, and instead be pie and boba. As you can see the God of Hugnism is totally Awesome.

This is why you have joined Hugnism. To be cool and awesome. Yes, to be cool and awesome. And if you are already cool and awesome, you'll be even cooler and more awesome.

If you are a believer now, you must be anxious to hear God and Jesus talk, and that's why I did an interview beforehand so you will receive the answers you want to hear.


Interview with God

Me: Hello, your honor.

God: Hello.

Me: I thank you for giving me the time to interview you, your honor.

God: At least this would let us have more believers in Hugnism.

Me: I will start......now. How long have you been God?

God: Let's see. Ever since the family started? o.o

Me: Why did you start Hugnism?

God: It is because I was bored one day, and we needed to have a religion...so it was started?

Me: How did you start it?

God: Well.......it was something along the lines of...

hey, we should totally have a religion. It should be called Hugnism, and instead of having bread and wine as the holy foods, it should be pie and boba. 8D

Me: How did you get the brilliant idea?

God: Pie...hugs...boba... and when I found out there was a church for spongebob and a religion for Google. o.o

Me: Why did you make the name Hugnism?

God: 'cause I like hugs? o.o

Me: Did you meditate? ^^; (wait, that's a stupid question)

God: uh...no? (...what a stupid question)

Me: And this is what all believers should know. What is your favorite color? :]

God: I have many favorite colors, here's a list of it: blue, gray, black, white, some other stuff...

Me: And from there with God's favorite colors, we shall end the interview. Thank you!


Interview with Jesus

Me: Hello, Jesus. It is an honor to see you again, although I just saw you 5 minutes ago.

Jesus: Why, thank you very much. Hehe :]

Me: What do you think about Hugnism?

Jesus: It's cool. It's like...all my friends are like in it, so it's like...let me think of the correct word...Awesome! Yeah, that's it!

Me: Do you feel happy that you are Jesus?

Jesus: Yes [:

Me: Why?

Jesus: cuhz(because) my mommy is god? XD

Me: Do you agree with God that the holy foods should be boba and pie?

Jesus: Yea^^

Me: Why do you agree?

Jesus: becuhz (because) they taste good ^^

Me: How long have you been Jesus?

Jesus: Ever since I was adopted at God's playground :-)

Me: Do you like your Jesus life?

Jesus: Yes! becuhz(because) itsssssss so so sooooo fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Me: Since you are Jesus, what do you do usually?

Jesus: ........................................

Me: Why that was an interesting conversation! 8] Thank you so much, Jesus.

Jesus: You are welcome. Remember to worship God!!!


Interview with Kathleen (a worshipper)

Me: Hey, wassup, yo!!

Kathleen: Shhhhhhhh! I am worshipping God, the mighty God of Hugnism!

Me: Well if you don't mind, I would like to interview you.

Kathleen: Of course I mind, I am in the middle of my worshipping.(eating pie, and drinking boba) You can interview me after I am done worshipping.

Me: Sure, I guess.


*** 3 months later ***

Kathleen: Okay, I finished worshipping. What were your questions again?

Me: zzzzzzzzzzzz

Kathleen: Hey, dude!!! Wake up!!!! (shakes the other person a bit)

Me: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Kathleen: Hey, you sleepy head!!! Wake up!!! (hits the other person with a ruler)

Me: Whaaaaaaaaaat!!! Oh, right, I had to interview you.

Kathleen: Yeah, and you were sleeping!!!

Me: Sorry. Okay, as a follower of Hugnism, what do you do?

Kathleen: um... well I was eating pie and drinking boba and I do that a lot, like lots and lots.

Me: What is your favorite pie?

Kathleen: I like apple and cherry. [:

Me: How often do you see God?

Kathleen: Like almost everyday, except weekend, but sometimes, I see her on weekends too.

Me: I see, God devotes her time to us as much as she can.

Kathleen: Yes, I'd have to agree on that.

Me & Kathleen: Yup......................................................................


So there ends our 3 Awesome interviews. Remember God's mighty words:

-Hugnism is cool!

-Worship me as much as you can.

-if you worship me, you'll be cool, and you won't be such a loser...

-Instead of bread and wine being holy foods, remeber the fact that it's pie and boba.

-my favorite colors are blue, gray, black, white, and some other stuff.


~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~