Is Cheese Cake a Cake or a Pie?

Ummm... This seems to be a very interesting question...yet especially difficult to answer. Well, in my opinion, it's kind of both, but I can't really be sure, and you can't be sure of it unless I am sure of what I am saying.

It somehow started in Social Studies, when a PERSON started to ask the people around that PERSON if cheese cakes are cakes or pies. Since everyone just totally adore pies, so everyone answered pies. "No! It's not a pie, it's a cake." the PERSON reasoned, obvisouly anguished by the silly answers that simply just does not agree with that PERSON's nature, "Why would it be a pie if people call it cheese CAKES?" To me, it seemed to be a very good reason or you can say in the scientific way: that PERSON observed carefully and made a reasonable inference. But sadly, no one, yes, NO ONE, listened, because of the simple reason: CHEESECAKE IS A PIE, NOT A CAKE.

Somehow, I got very interested in this strange, bizzare, weird, freaky topic, so I did some research on "cheese cakes". Of course, Google is always the first place to go!! =D *waiting for the page to show up. I typed in the words: "is cheesecake a pie or cake?" And this is what I got from one of the websites:

"Cheesecake is cheesecake but it is in the pie family- something with a crust and then filled. Pies and tarts are in that category. Cake doesnt' have a crust unless it's a wrapping done after it is baked or formed. "

In another website, it mentioned something about in Spanish, it's called "pay de queso" which means Cheese pie.

All this talking about pies are making me hungry, but I've come to one conclusion: Cheese cakes are cakes, but only a little percentage of it. They are considered in the category of pies. Also, they are close relatives of custards such as buttermilk pie, creme brulee, etc.

*drum roll* (>.<;) So CHEESE CAKES = PIES
And that PERSON who think cheese cakes should be cakes is WRONG. HAHA!!! "LOSER" XD

The Pie Religion — Hugnism

***If you believe a lot in any religion, and if you get insulted easily. Then I suggest you not to read this, there might be some parts that you might not like. Of course, this is just all for fun, and of coursely it's not 100% real, but part of it is ture. Please enjoy, if you can...***


Okay. So I am just going to tell you this right now, no matter how many gazillion questions you'll have:


My fellow friends believe in the Pie Religion: Hugnism.

And you should too...starting NOW!!!

"...Hmm...pie religion...I might consider it..." you might say. Well don't consider, join now, and after you join, we'll tell you the juicy and cool stuff. There's even more!

And you thought it wasn't awesome.

.......

BUT IT IS!!! IT'S THE MOST AWESOME THING IN THE WORLD!!!
AND IT GETS EVEN MORE AWESOME AS TIME GOES ON!!!

But only, only if you join first.


God (real one) starts everything in the world, and God of course starts the pie religion. But the Pie religion God is a girl that must be highly worshipped because she is the God of Hugnism. It was God who decided that the holy foods shouldn't be bread and wine, and instead be pie and boba. As you can see the God of Hugnism is totally Awesome.

This is why you have joined Hugnism. To be cool and awesome. Yes, to be cool and awesome. And if you are already cool and awesome, you'll be even cooler and more awesome.

If you are a believer now, you must be anxious to hear God and Jesus talk, and that's why I did an interview beforehand so you will receive the answers you want to hear.


Interview with God

Me: Hello, your honor.

God: Hello.

Me: I thank you for giving me the time to interview you, your honor.

God: At least this would let us have more believers in Hugnism.

Me: I will start......now. How long have you been God?

God: Let's see. Ever since the family started? o.o

Me: Why did you start Hugnism?

God: It is because I was bored one day, and we needed to have a religion...so it was started?

Me: How did you start it?

God: Well.......it was something along the lines of...

hey, we should totally have a religion. It should be called Hugnism, and instead of having bread and wine as the holy foods, it should be pie and boba. 8D

Me: How did you get the brilliant idea?

God: Pie...hugs...boba... and when I found out there was a church for spongebob and a religion for Google. o.o

Me: Why did you make the name Hugnism?

God: 'cause I like hugs? o.o

Me: Did you meditate? ^^; (wait, that's a stupid question)

God: uh...no? (...what a stupid question)

Me: And this is what all believers should know. What is your favorite color? :]

God: I have many favorite colors, here's a list of it: blue, gray, black, white, some other stuff...

Me: And from there with God's favorite colors, we shall end the interview. Thank you!


Interview with Jesus

Me: Hello, Jesus. It is an honor to see you again, although I just saw you 5 minutes ago.

Jesus: Why, thank you very much. Hehe :]

Me: What do you think about Hugnism?

Jesus: It's cool. It's like...all my friends are like in it, so it's like...let me think of the correct word...Awesome! Yeah, that's it!

Me: Do you feel happy that you are Jesus?

Jesus: Yes [:

Me: Why?

Jesus: cuhz(because) my mommy is god? XD

Me: Do you agree with God that the holy foods should be boba and pie?

Jesus: Yea^^

Me: Why do you agree?

Jesus: becuhz (because) they taste good ^^

Me: How long have you been Jesus?

Jesus: Ever since I was adopted at God's playground :-)

Me: Do you like your Jesus life?

Jesus: Yes! becuhz(because) itsssssss so so sooooo fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Me: Since you are Jesus, what do you do usually?

Jesus: ........................................

Me: Why that was an interesting conversation! 8] Thank you so much, Jesus.

Jesus: You are welcome. Remember to worship God!!!


Interview with Kathleen (a worshipper)

Me: Hey, wassup, yo!!

Kathleen: Shhhhhhhh! I am worshipping God, the mighty God of Hugnism!

Me: Well if you don't mind, I would like to interview you.

Kathleen: Of course I mind, I am in the middle of my worshipping.(eating pie, and drinking boba) You can interview me after I am done worshipping.

Me: Sure, I guess.


*** 3 months later ***

Kathleen: Okay, I finished worshipping. What were your questions again?

Me: zzzzzzzzzzzz

Kathleen: Hey, dude!!! Wake up!!!! (shakes the other person a bit)

Me: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Kathleen: Hey, you sleepy head!!! Wake up!!! (hits the other person with a ruler)

Me: Whaaaaaaaaaat!!! Oh, right, I had to interview you.

Kathleen: Yeah, and you were sleeping!!!

Me: Sorry. Okay, as a follower of Hugnism, what do you do?

Kathleen: um... well I was eating pie and drinking boba and I do that a lot, like lots and lots.

Me: What is your favorite pie?

Kathleen: I like apple and cherry. [:

Me: How often do you see God?

Kathleen: Like almost everyday, except weekend, but sometimes, I see her on weekends too.

Me: I see, God devotes her time to us as much as she can.

Kathleen: Yes, I'd have to agree on that.

Me & Kathleen: Yup......................................................................


So there ends our 3 Awesome interviews. Remember God's mighty words:

-Hugnism is cool!

-Worship me as much as you can.

-if you worship me, you'll be cool, and you won't be such a loser...

-Instead of bread and wine being holy foods, remeber the fact that it's pie and boba.

-my favorite colors are blue, gray, black, white, and some other stuff.


~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~

Mock Trial.......is just as AWESOME as pies!

Okay, this might be your first reaction when you read the title:
COUGHCOUGHwhatCOUGHisCOUGHmockCOUGHtrialCOUGHCOUGHandCOUGHwhatCOUGHdoesCOUGHitCOUGHhaveCOUGHtoCOUGHdoCOUGHwithCOUGHpiesCOUGHCOUGH...

Mock trial is basically students "pretending" to be part of a nonreal trial, or do they? Every school gets the same case, and they have to practice to be good at both sides of the case: the prosecution, and the defense. Well, if they don't get the same case, then the judge will get very CoNfUzEd, I guess, because one group will be talking about this person killing this person, and the other group might talk about a kid trying to bomb the school, and another person might talk about a kid throwing a pie at a grown-up lady, and another person might talk about aliens coming and abducting a cheese cake.

NO!!! That is of course not going to happen!!!!

Anyways, our school team had won 2 rounds so far [team B and team A totally kicked butts on round 1; round 2 was a tinywincy bit hard, but we still WON!! *that's why we are awesome], and tomorrow will be our 3 round or you can say quater finals!!! We are all very excited but worried at the same time, but WE WILL OF COURSELY WIN, AND WIN BIG TOO!!! [Red is Team B's team color] Our attorneys are just so awesome, one has a super-duper AWESOME ending and the other has a super-duper cool opening, and the other is just an awesome lead lawyer! .... [let's all clap] whooooooohooo!!!!

Now, the other team...[pssst...they aren't good as us...don't tell them that] their team color is blueeeee like the sky!!!!! Blue means blue[feeling depressed] and can be a blues[song]. But they are really good too, though one lawyer is kind of aggresive and weird, kind of [psst...and that person is lead lawyer too...] but still Awesome..., the other one is the author of "Randomness and Other Things", and the other is too very cool!! They Rock just like Team B, though team B rocks more than them, of course...

Wish us luck tomorrow!! 8]

P.S. *Our power walk is awesome and contains a stream of POWER!!! XD

The Enormous Universe

Yes...it's an enormous universe...yes, indeed...

I found those two pictures above on the Internet, of course. Those two beautiful pictures are--sadly to say--not real, but ratherly made up. The scientific knowledge that we have currently are not sufficient to create an entire accurate map of the universe, so scientists still got a lot of work to do to figure out all the mysteries.

The image at the left side shows a lot of galaxies: some are small, and some are larger than others. There are different types of galaxies:

Aren't those pictures awesome?!! There are perhaps more types of galaxies that scientists haven't discovered yet that still remains unexplored in the giant universe, but we'll eventually find it! :)

The elliptical galaxy is a galaxy that has an elliptical shape. ~construction~

The spiral galaxy is a galaxy that has a spiral shape. Our galaxy, the Milky Way, is a spiral galaxy. The spiral shape is formed by the different pulls of gravity. Well, it's like some parts have stronger gravity, so the stars are closer to each other which forms this thick line. The other parts have less gravity, so there are less stars and it seems like there's a gap there. ~perhaps under construction~

The irregular galaxy is well a weird galaxy that doesn't fall in any of the other categories. ~under construction~

The star burst galaxy ... ~MAJOR CONSTRUCTION~

The ring galaxy has the shape of a ring, of course. It's unusual? ~need more research~

Anyways, you are probably asleep by the time you finish reading this, but this is just like 1/1000000000 part about the universe. I know, that just made you feel a lot better. XD