The Pie Religion — Hugnism

***If you believe a lot in any religion, and if you get insulted easily. Then I suggest you not to read this, there might be some parts that you might not like. Of course, this is just all for fun, and of coursely it's not 100% real, but part of it is ture. Please enjoy, if you can...***


Okay. So I am just going to tell you this right now, no matter how many gazillion questions you'll have:


My fellow friends believe in the Pie Religion: Hugnism.

And you should too...starting NOW!!!

"...Hmm...pie religion...I might consider it..." you might say. Well don't consider, join now, and after you join, we'll tell you the juicy and cool stuff. There's even more!

And you thought it wasn't awesome.

.......

BUT IT IS!!! IT'S THE MOST AWESOME THING IN THE WORLD!!!
AND IT GETS EVEN MORE AWESOME AS TIME GOES ON!!!

But only, only if you join first.


God (real one) starts everything in the world, and God of course starts the pie religion. But the Pie religion God is a girl that must be highly worshipped because she is the God of Hugnism. It was God who decided that the holy foods shouldn't be bread and wine, and instead be pie and boba. As you can see the God of Hugnism is totally Awesome.

This is why you have joined Hugnism. To be cool and awesome. Yes, to be cool and awesome. And if you are already cool and awesome, you'll be even cooler and more awesome.

If you are a believer now, you must be anxious to hear God and Jesus talk, and that's why I did an interview beforehand so you will receive the answers you want to hear.


Interview with God

Me: Hello, your honor.

God: Hello.

Me: I thank you for giving me the time to interview you, your honor.

God: At least this would let us have more believers in Hugnism.

Me: I will start......now. How long have you been God?

God: Let's see. Ever since the family started? o.o

Me: Why did you start Hugnism?

God: It is because I was bored one day, and we needed to have a religion...so it was started?

Me: How did you start it?

God: Well.......it was something along the lines of...

hey, we should totally have a religion. It should be called Hugnism, and instead of having bread and wine as the holy foods, it should be pie and boba. 8D

Me: How did you get the brilliant idea?

God: Pie...hugs...boba... and when I found out there was a church for spongebob and a religion for Google. o.o

Me: Why did you make the name Hugnism?

God: 'cause I like hugs? o.o

Me: Did you meditate? ^^; (wait, that's a stupid question)

God: uh...no? (...what a stupid question)

Me: And this is what all believers should know. What is your favorite color? :]

God: I have many favorite colors, here's a list of it: blue, gray, black, white, some other stuff...

Me: And from there with God's favorite colors, we shall end the interview. Thank you!


Interview with Jesus

Me: Hello, Jesus. It is an honor to see you again, although I just saw you 5 minutes ago.

Jesus: Why, thank you very much. Hehe :]

Me: What do you think about Hugnism?

Jesus: It's cool. It's like...all my friends are like in it, so it's like...let me think of the correct word...Awesome! Yeah, that's it!

Me: Do you feel happy that you are Jesus?

Jesus: Yes [:

Me: Why?

Jesus: cuhz(because) my mommy is god? XD

Me: Do you agree with God that the holy foods should be boba and pie?

Jesus: Yea^^

Me: Why do you agree?

Jesus: becuhz (because) they taste good ^^

Me: How long have you been Jesus?

Jesus: Ever since I was adopted at God's playground :-)

Me: Do you like your Jesus life?

Jesus: Yes! becuhz(because) itsssssss so so sooooo fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Me: Since you are Jesus, what do you do usually?

Jesus: ........................................

Me: Why that was an interesting conversation! 8] Thank you so much, Jesus.

Jesus: You are welcome. Remember to worship God!!!


Interview with Kathleen (a worshipper)

Me: Hey, wassup, yo!!

Kathleen: Shhhhhhhh! I am worshipping God, the mighty God of Hugnism!

Me: Well if you don't mind, I would like to interview you.

Kathleen: Of course I mind, I am in the middle of my worshipping.(eating pie, and drinking boba) You can interview me after I am done worshipping.

Me: Sure, I guess.


*** 3 months later ***

Kathleen: Okay, I finished worshipping. What were your questions again?

Me: zzzzzzzzzzzz

Kathleen: Hey, dude!!! Wake up!!!! (shakes the other person a bit)

Me: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Kathleen: Hey, you sleepy head!!! Wake up!!! (hits the other person with a ruler)

Me: Whaaaaaaaaaat!!! Oh, right, I had to interview you.

Kathleen: Yeah, and you were sleeping!!!

Me: Sorry. Okay, as a follower of Hugnism, what do you do?

Kathleen: um... well I was eating pie and drinking boba and I do that a lot, like lots and lots.

Me: What is your favorite pie?

Kathleen: I like apple and cherry. [:

Me: How often do you see God?

Kathleen: Like almost everyday, except weekend, but sometimes, I see her on weekends too.

Me: I see, God devotes her time to us as much as she can.

Kathleen: Yes, I'd have to agree on that.

Me & Kathleen: Yup......................................................................


So there ends our 3 Awesome interviews. Remember God's mighty words:

-Hugnism is cool!

-Worship me as much as you can.

-if you worship me, you'll be cool, and you won't be such a loser...

-Instead of bread and wine being holy foods, remeber the fact that it's pie and boba.

-my favorite colors are blue, gray, black, white, and some other stuff.


~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~worship~